i bet john would either be really good or really bad at this game
…or just get really carried away with the hammer and make everyone else fear for their lives
i have one terrible humanized-troll-headcanon-thing and
its that terezi would be a natural blonde but would dye her hair with cherry kool-aid but not the permanent way like she would literally dump her head in a bowl of kool-aid and her hair would be a terrible splotchy blonde and red mess
also dragon shirts, always
do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the ｡*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*｡. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”
"I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods; out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing… just one thing… I believe in her."
This cat is cuter than I will ever be
real talk, young volcanoes is a really nice happy song but “make it easy, say i never mattered” is probably the most heartbreaking lyric from that album and feeling like you identify with it is awful